Step 1
The roast
Get a short, sharp read on vague claims, tired clichés, and bullets that say plenty without proving anything.
AI feedback with a punchline
Your resume called. It needs an intervention.
Upload your resume for a blunt, funny roast—then turn every burn into practical edits, stronger keywords, and a version worth sending.
No credit card. Sharing is always optional.
Live verdict
“Team player” is not a personality. Show the receipts.
What to expect
Mean to the fluff. Useful to you.
01
No fake praise
Weak bullets get called out plainly.
02
No public uploads
You decide whether anything gets shared.
03
No magic promises
Better writing, not guaranteed interviews.
From cringe to credible
The joke lands. Then the advice does.
Resume Roast uses humor to make feedback memorable, then gives you a practical route from generic draft to focused application.
Step 2
The repair plan
Turn every punchline into specific edits, stronger phrasing, and clearer evidence a hiring manager can scan quickly.
Step 3
The ATS check
Compare your resume with the role you want and uncover missing keywords without stuffing it with robotic language.
Step 4
The shareable card
Save the funniest verdict as a branded image built for the group chat—only if you choose to share it.
One resume. One honest price.
Free laughs. Serious fixes when you need them.
Start with the roast. Upgrade once, only when you want the complete repair job.
Quick Roast
For the brave and budget-conscious.
$0
- One short, punchy resume roast
- Your biggest weak spots highlighted
- One downloadable share card
- No credit card required
Full intervention
Roast + Rewrite
For a resume you plan to submit, not just screenshot.
$12once
Everything in Quick Roast
Line-by-line rewrite suggestions
ATS keyword and formatting check
Tailoring for one target role
Stronger summary and bullet phrasing
Downloadable action plan
Before you upload
Fair questions. Straight answers.
A resume can contain sensitive personal information. Know what the product does before feeding it your career history.
Your move, “results-driven professional”
Let your resume take the hit.
A few honest jokes now beat another month of sending a resume that quietly gets ignored.
Roast my resume free